GARBAGE CAN:  A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to…

DROOL:  Is what you do when your persons have food and you don’t. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.

DOG BED:  Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person want them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

BICYCLES:  Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you…

BUMP:  The best way to get your human’s attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.

BATH:  This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.

OK as many of you know this blog allows me the opportunity to try out some really cool dog equipment and recently I have started choosing you my reader to test the products so that we truly get an unbiased opinion. The product we are testing today…

Well we got our first snow of the season here in KC and one of my clients sent this video to me… After watching it, it seemed really appropriate. Not to mention makes you want to go play with your dog, so its a double…

OK THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD NOT TO MENTION BE PRETTY DAMN IMPRESSED AS A DOG TRAINER… THAT IS A WELL TRAINED DOG 🙂 ENJOY THE SMILE YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE AFTER WATCHING THIS ONE! Kid walking his dog stops to play in…